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Batman v. Superman: F'in Dawn of Justice

With the tremendous success of Deadpool, to date it's the 6th highest grossing R-rated release of all time, fans were left to wonder if they would be seeing more R rated comic book adaptations in the future. Word is that Hugh Jackman's final appearance as Wolverine will be an R rated adaptation of the Old Man Logan storyline. Can Spawn and Howard the Duck be far behind?

I took to my twitter and decided to take some lines from the new film and make them a bit salty. Simple, juvenile but amusing. Here are just a few:

MARTHA KENT: "You don't owe this world fuckin' shit, you never did."

ALFRED: "Even you've got too fuckin' old to die young, not for lack of fuckin' trying."

BRUCE WAYNE: I've had a few women like you.

DIANA PRINCE: Oh, I don't think you've ever had a woman like me.

SUPERMAN: "The bat is fuckin' dead. Bury it."

BRUCE WAYNE: "If we believe there is even a one percent chance that he is our enemy, we have to take it as an absolute fuckin' certainty."

LEX LUTHOR: "That is a three syllable word for any thought too big for little fuckin' minds."

BRUCE WAYNE: "That mother fucker brought the war to us."

SUPERMAN: "Stay down! If I wanted it, you'd be fuckin' dead already!"

PERRY WHITE: "Nobody fuckin' cares about Clark Kent taking on the Batman."

And my favorite...

BATMAN: "Tell me do you bleed?...You fuckin' will!"

In the film, Gotham City’s own formidable, forceful vigilante, the Bat Man, fearing the actions of a god-like Super Hero left unchecked, takes on Metropolis’ most revered, modern-day savior. Meanwhile the world wrestles with what sort of hero it really needs. And with Batman and Superman at war with one another, a new threat quickly arises, putting mankind in greater danger than it’s ever known before.

The film was directed by Zack Snyder and written by Chris Terrio from a screenplay by David S. Goyer, Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice stars Henry Cavill, who returns to the role of Clark Kent/Superman, and Ben Affleck who takes on the role of Bruce Wayne/Batman. The film also features Gal Gadot as Diana Prince/Wonder Woman, who makes her first cinematic appearance. Amy Adams, Laurence Fishburne and Diane Lane, returning from Man of Steel, are joined by Jesse Eisenberg as Lex Luthor, Jeremy Irons as Alfred, and Holly Hunter. Jason Momoa will also be making an appearance as Aquaman.

The PG-13 cut of Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice opens in theatres worldwide on March 25, 2016. However, it's very likely first showings will begin at 7pm on Thursday, March 24th.

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